![]() You’ll find these jokes useful for trick or treaters and Halloween partiesġ.) Which Halloween candy do bumble bees like most?Ĥ.) What does a skeleton say when he wants dessert?Ħ.) Did you hear the joke about the Halloween chocolate sauce? You’ll also find them useful everyday for things like road trips with the family and adding a smile to school lunch. Use these funny candy jokes at holiday gatherings or special occasions like birthday parties. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?Ħ.) How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?ĩ.) What do you call an infant that cries a lot?ġ0.) Where’s the best place to put a Kit Kat bar?ġ1.) What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?ġ2.) What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?ġ3.) What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars bar?ġ4.) What do you call candy that was stolen?ġ5.) Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?ġ6.) There are two types of people in this world:ġ7.) What kind of candy is never on time?ġ8.) What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?ġ9.) What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?Ģ0.) What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?Ĭandy jokes for holidays and special occasions Corny jokesġ2.) What did baby corn say to momma corn?ġ4.) What did the candy corn say when he received a compliment?ġ6.) What do you tell candy corn after it graduates from high school?ġ7.) What did the lollipop say to the other lollipop?ġ8.) What do you get when you cross candy corn and a cow?Ģ3.) Apparently you have to pay extra for candy these days.Ģ4.) Why did the chocolate-hazelnut truffle stand out in a crowd?ĥ.) What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?ħ.) What do you call a fish stuffed with candy?Ĩ.) Where do ghosts buy their candy corn?ġ0.) What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?ġ1.) What do you call a really good popsicle?ġ2.) What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?ġ3.) If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do candy makers get?Ģ.) Why did the Milky Way bar go to the doctor?ģ.) What did Hershey say when the Three Musketeers turned up?Ĥ.) Someone accused me of stealing their Kit Kat.ĥ.) Did you hear about Mr. When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream. ![]() Go ahead, give them a sweet smile! Funny candy jokesġ.) What do cows give after an earth quake?ģ.) What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?Ĥ.) How do you spell candy with two letters?ĥ.) What do you call a cow that can’t moo?Ħ.) What does candy do when you tell it a joke?ħ.) Why did the girl put a candy bar under her pillow?Ĩ.) What candy do you eat on the playground?ĩ.) What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?Ģ.) What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?ģ.) Why was the candy corn afraid of Jimmy?īecause Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care.Ĥ.) Why did the bubblegum cross the road?īecause it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.ĥ.) What is a happy farmer’s favorite candy?Ħ.) What’s the most popular sweet at the North Pole?ħ.) How many calories are in a chocolate pie?Ĩ.) I had a lollipop joke, but I forgot it.ġ0.) What do you call a Greek who loves candy? These clean candy jokes are family-friendly and suitable for youngsters of all ages. If your kids or grandkids have a sweet tooth, here’s a list of funny candy jokes for them. Enjoy! Best candy jokes for kids of all ages All these jokes have been handpicked to ensure that they elicit lots of laughter from your kids. Looking for great candy jokes for kids? We’ve got almost a hundred for you in this post.
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